Ok, Space Pilgrims, in no way shape or form do I need (nor, precisely, want) this Shin Godzilla branded tape dispenser [LGT: godzilla.com1].

I’m mostly just impressed it exists.

The Ultimate Being, indeed.

  1. Note, despite the =wyrmis.com stapled on the end, this is not an affiliate link. It’s a long standing tradition of mine to annoy the data gatherers. ↩︎