The third iteration of Doug Bolden's various thoughts and musings.

Category: Creativity

Visiting the Museum of Illusions

I’m going to be absolutely real: I suck as a tourist.

In this context, I am not a tourist right now but I am a currently a long-term visitor in a strange land — and I feel like Belgium counts as a strange, if delightful, land — who at least generally should be engaging in a bit in the culture.

Which I totally do. I talk to magpies and crows and hang out with cats while just enjoying nature and some old streets.

I finally decided to correct my first statement with a visit to Brussels’ Museum of Illusions with Barbara and Kaz. It is a smaller collection of full-sized illusions, mirror tricks, and puzzles. Kind of place you could spend an hour or two. It is quite nice and absolutely surrounded by all kinds of shops and destinations if you wanted to make a day of it.

If nothing else, take these two points to heart:

  • It is well worth a visit and has some cool trinkets in its gift shop.
  • My photo skills inside sucked more normal so I do not have a lot of photos to show it off, alas.

The Museum at a Glance

Once you get up the escalator/elevator there is a bit of confusion about where to go because it is a highly visual place. You come up about 1/3 the way into the exhibits. My natural tendency to curve right almost lead me to enter into the place without paying. Barbara had been there before — as had Kaz, who was joining us very slightly later — and helped point out the desk to pay for entry. I would have spotted it eventually, no doubt. It is not hidden, just also not super obvious compared to some of the kooky fun on display.

Once paid — €17.50 for adults, €14.50 for children of Barbara’s age — you then have the option to get a lock and key to put your stuff into a locker, which nice, and the guy behind the counter double checked that we did not have balance issues — I am a fall risk, after all — or epilepsy — I am just light sensitive enough that one of the attractions (The Vortex) was pushing it for me.

There a few dozen features. They are numbered but the precise count escapes my memory. Maybe half of those are fairly quick images or wall-mounted illusions. The kind of thing where one line looks longer than another. They did a good job of curating some of the more interesting ones and several have been redesigned to have some interactive elements.

Then there are several larger, more interactive pieces. The aforementioned Vortex is the larger carnival classic of walking through a dark, swirling tunnel of lights. That was my one mistake. I should probably have skipped it.

Besides that you have rooms with angled floors and carefully designed wallpaper so that a person on one side looks a lot larger than the other or looks like they are leaning.

My favorites tended to be the pair of rooms playing with lights and the handful of exhibits based on mirrors. The above image show the top of my head is a fun little item where angled mirrors allow you to see yourself and the room from multiple angles. That’s a single photo showing more or less every angle of myself.

There’s an “infinite room” where you can throw your own rave party with hundreds of yourselves. An upside down room where you can your best “clinging to the ceiling.” A hatch that looks like an infinite spot into darkness where you can take “falling” photos.

Then there are a trio of large scale puzzles. A pair of several kaleidoscopes that make for some trippy pictures. A forced perspective chair.

In general, the place is pretty heavy with photo opportunities and your enjoyment will be based on (a) how many fun photos and videos you want take; and (b) how carefully you pay attention to the balance-or-epilepsy warnings. Those wanting a more hands-on variation of learning about light and optics tricks can get some good learning done.

The staff and the other attendees were all perfectly chill and it was a heavily positive experience. It is not necessarily a regular outing type of place but I imagine we’ll go back a few times while in the country.

Storm Amy and a Photo: Headless Granny

Turns out that all that “bluster” I was talking about yesterday was Storm Amy. Which tracks in retrospect. We were mostly lucky. It hit some areas a lot harder than it hit us.

I feel like I should have been aware of that but I have not yet trained The Algorithm™ to actually tell me important news for the area. Instead, I get opinion pieces about rowdy youth on e-scooters. I’m going to go and find some actual local news sources and stop trusting the modern equivalent of drunken oracles.

Shortly after I took the photos of the leaves, another round of wind and rain hit — including some sleet — and this time the wind was strong enough that it knocked over our ceramic statue of “Granny.”

A neighbor back in Huntsville had gifted it to us because we have a statue of a creepy doll and I think she thought we liked such front garden kitsch. Which, in her defense, we kind of do.

Alas, Grandpa [not pictured] is a widower now.

Photo(s): Leaves after the Storm

A bit of an addendum to the last post, after several rainy and very windy hours we now get mostly sunny day which is still quite windy. Doing a quick run around the house to check for damage, caught a fun effect where leaves blown about by the morning bluster had caught up on the cement and caused a kind of “attractor” force to protect the water from the sun and the wind and evaporation so there are these little micro-puddles around them.

Just wanted to share.

And yes, we need to cut our grass. It’s just, you know, damp.

Social Anxiety Haunted House Ideas: My Contribution

Jason K. Pargin — the author behind such Doug-favorite novels as John Dies at the End and, more recently, I’m Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doomposted a Youtube Short yesterday about social-awkwardness-slash-anxiety in the context of haunted houses. He references a post on X [a…tweet? xeet? I should look up the hip new nomenclature] about setting up a room which looks like a break room and someone half out of costume says, “You can’t be back here!” Then he comes up with his own. People in the comments are adding their own.

https://youtube.com/shorts/lxeWmY3tk3k

And, of course, being a person interested in horror and all its related vibes, I thought about my own take. The one that came to mind is maybe a little bit less “social anxiety” and a little more “existential confusion brought about by liminal space” but still.

Doug’s Idea: Trapped in a Loop (Thought Experiment)

This will require either twins or at least two people who look enough alike [possibly by use of costume] to work. In fact, more than one set of doppelgangers would only enhance. It also require people going through roughly one (or one-group) at a time. And a LOT of space and effort. It’s more a thought experiment than something I would personally want to build.

The Rough Steps to the Haunted Loop

Step One: The victim enters into a lobby to start the experience. Someone [Twin A] is in a defined space that matches general expectations for a lobby. There are distinct elements in place, possibly including other people who are “enjoying the experience.” This space should only be entered through an outside or otherwise disassociated region.

Step Two: The victim goes through the exhibit [Path A]. While mostly a normal haunted house, certain elements should be emphasized to trigger a sense of disorientation. More empty space than expected. Points of quiet. Hallways that tilt slightly so it is hard to track exactly where you are in the total experience. Nothing so obvious as to spoil “the joke”. They can hear other people in the distance, but if some of the screams seem a bit distorted or anxious, it is a haunted house after all.

Step Three (optional): At some point the victim comes across a person who seems to be another person just “enjoying” the experience. There clothes are torn a bit. Their face a bit scruffed. Maybe they are a prop. Maybe not. Hard to tell in the light. The person is saying something about being here for hours, there’s no way out, where’s the exit? People dressed as workers approach and very nicely and kindly come up to help the person and then knock on a section on the wall which turns out to be hidden door. They go through it and the door closes, fading back into the background.

Step Four: A few rooms later, maybe the next room, a clear “EXIT” sign is seen. Behind, laughter and playful screams from other guests who are never spotted, no matter how long the victim waits. Finally, the victim goes through the EXIT. If they choose to not go through the exit and backtrack, the voices in front of them fade out and are again behind them.

Step Five: To find the first room’s perfect duplicate down to TWIN B. Every detail should be the same, including other people who were waiting. The second TWIN is directing them towards the door to go on through. “Hurry up!”

Step Six: The entire experience plays out in the exact same way. There is only one difference. The stressed person will be met again only this time their clothing is less torn and while they are clearly a bit confused about where they are, this seems to be them from an hour or two ago.

Step Seven: If you have a really big space and triplets, have another round.

Post Credits

Featured art is modified from: Photo by Nathan Wright on Unsplash.

Liminal subway station art: Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash.

Hello, is this thing on?

It is nice to talk to you again, Space Pilgrims.

The very last post I made to the old version of Dickens of a Blog was “I, This Thinking Thing”. That was August 2016. That means it has been over nine years since I’ve made a real post under that branding.

Today, I went through and created a new [possibly temporary] front page to the wyrmis.com site that looks a bit like this:

It mostly directs people to here, to The Doug Alone and to the [still very much so being finalized] Doug Talks Weird. Those two and this site are the new “Dougiverse” [pronounced “Dougie Verse”].

While Doug Alone has been brewing for over a year now, and Doug Talks Weird dates back to something like 2014 YouTube videos, I have spent a good amount of the past two weeks sorting and trying to rebuild my online identity so that I can start posting and sharing things without relying on “more traditional” social media. A strange sentence to type.

So Many Words to Say

I reached a point those nine years ago where I wanted to shut up for a minute. Then, around two-to-three-years later I kind of wanted to take it back. However, the time it would take to rescue the old blog — from younger-Doug’s rambles as much as younger-Doug’s hand-coded functions that had been left behind by something like ten years on a changing web — always made me shy away. I would post online here or there, share pictures here or there, but mostly I just withdrew.

However, I am at a time again where I would like to just have a spot to ramble. So this blog is here, now. It is not a replacement of the old one. It is more a continuation in a way that is a bit more responsive, a bit less intensive — I would sometimes have to go into the Python back-end of the old one and custom tweak things to keep posts working and had to remember dozens of custom commands, tools, and pieces — and hopefully a bit reader-friendly without so many baked-in Dougisms.

It Will Take Time

That being said, it will probably a week or two at least before the page even looks like it is going to look. I’m going to try and not sweat it too much.

As for today, I have just spent five hours getting everything set up to hit the point I can post this. I am an hour behind eating lunch and still need to do my daily work out and shower first. Well, maybe not first. I’ll figure it out.

Hopefully, I’ll see you soon.

–Doug Bolden

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